About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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