i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im holly from the hills drunk
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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