Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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