we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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