Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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