Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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