At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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