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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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