I skipped work to stalk him.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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