did you get engaged???
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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