Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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