she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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