Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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