Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I had to cum in my sink.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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