And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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