he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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