i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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