help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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