Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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