i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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