Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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