Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's blow job season.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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