shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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