she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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