but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
do nipples grow back?
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