I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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