Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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