I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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