How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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