Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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