Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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