By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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