I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think I sprained my soul last night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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