4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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