you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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