yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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