Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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