I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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