I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She needs sedatives and a leash
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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