Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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