This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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