Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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