Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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