Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's official drugs can't kill me
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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