oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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