I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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