Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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