I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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