Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
In America we eat man semen.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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