Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize