Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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