ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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