I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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