did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I know her cup size but not her name....
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