doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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