My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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