I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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